Let us play an innocent game.
I’ll start with calling you dumbo.
You can call me any name.
Send me texts. Ask me anything.
I’ll read but won’t reply. Don’t ask why.
Wish me birthday. Send me flowers.
Then watch me online for hours.
I can be busy, try to understand.
Get offended but don’t tell me
so I’m not offended.
Wait till I reply after a zillion years
ignoring everything important you’d asked.
Keep calm, after all I’m your friend.
Then watch me ghost you right then.
I must have fallen asleep because I can.
Let’s play an innocent game.
You be me. I’ll be you.
I’ll do everything you do.
But here is a twist.
In the end, I’ll take all the blame.