Asshole

Photo Credit: universitypost.dk
Photo Credit: universitypost.dk

Once there was a man,

Obsessed with himself,

To be the center of attraction,

He always wanted,

And the ghost of this delusion,

Always kept him haunted,

What should he do?

He brainstormed really hard,

He wanted to be treated as a superstar,

One day a brilliant idea struck into his head,

Got an appointment fixed with Dr. Chad,

After a month he releases the mystery,

He is out in public after the surgery,

Everyone looks at him wherever he goes,

Isn’t it that he always asked for?

In two parts he got his nose divided,

And got his tool on his forehead implanted,

Now he looks like a unicorn,

But only when he gets really excited,

He’s so happy; he has achieved his goal,

Different thing that everyone calls him an “asshole”

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  1. 😀 What the..? 😀 You’re sharp, dude! You’re. 😉
    On a serious note, you rock the narrative poetic schemes! I LIKES!

  2. Wow. Hahaha.

    *Powerful and surprising.* (And funny…in a dark way.)

    I love it.

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